I don't wish to spend too much time on this, which appears to be making the rounds. I just want to inform people that it's not true. The source of this piece of fiction is a site which I won't even bother linking to ~ they print "news reports" and they have the following disclaimer:
"All characters appearing in the articles in this
website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and
any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is
purely a miracle."